Iddy Poo Poo. "It's not what I signed up for." Because, you know, getting financial perks from dating an investment banker is something that requires a contract and a signature.
Lest We Forget. This is why Updike never really turned me on.
With great power comes great liability.
This week in Hollywood sexism. Never make your leading man look fat. (But old is okay, since they all are anyway.)
The world at your fingertips. That's it--I'm never going offline again.