According to the Patron Saints Index, Saint Dymphna is the patron saint of "sleepwalkers; epilepsy; epileptics; family happiness; incest victims; insanity; loss of parents; martyrs; mental asylums; mental disorders; mental health caregivers; mental health professionals; mental hospitals; mental illness; mentally ill people; nervous disorders; neurological disorders; possessed people; princesses; psychiatrists; rape victims; runaways; and therapists."
In New York, however, Saint Dymphna's is the patron saint of great pints of Guinness.
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Would rather drink flavored vodka:
