Friday, August 15, 2008
Vicky Cristina Bazongas
So is it just me, or does anybody else think that Woody Allen decided five years ago that the only way he could win over the old straight male film critics who trashed him when he took up with Soon-Yi Previn was by putting someone those guys could all perv over in three out of his next four movies?
WOODY: I'm tired of being called a dirty old man by guys who would kill to fuck a twenty-year-old. From now on, I'm casting someone they want to fuck in my movies. They'll tell the world my career is rejuvenated while they're drooling in their popcorn, and I'll be laughing at them behind their backs.
PEOPLE WHO PAID TO SEE VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA: At least someone is laughing.