Persons attempting to find a motive will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
Thursday, July 12, 2007
You're All Going To Our Hell
In case you've been wondering where you're going to be spending eternity, the Führer Pope has decreed that if you ain't RC, you're SOL.
Based on a retcon of the Reformation that then-Cardinal Ratzinger produced for Crisis on Infinite Churches the Congregation of the Doctrine of the Faith, the document is the first step in the Vatican's three-part plan to protect its brand by patenting The Cross, marketing Salvation™, and copyrighting the word Church.