Monday, August 22, 2011

Actors and Aussie Girls

Actors and Aussie girls
Drink shots on a Sunday night.
Italian boys don't care to;
I-Bankers wouldn't dare to.

Actors and Aussie girls
Will all get as high as kites
After a night of shooters
At Hooters.

In the Pony Bar
There’s a regular
Whose attire will match his sandals.

He drinks Jamie neat
Till he’s indiscreet
And delights in causing scandals.

Yet even he
You'll never see
On the Sabbath getting tight

Only actors and Aussie girls*
Drink shots on a Sunday
Shots on a Sunday
Shots on a Sunday night!

*And, uh, me.

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