I've Got The Bungee Cold

The Bungee Cold is that endless double-barrelled congestion that bounces back and forth between your lungs and your sinuses. When your chest is clear, then your eyes are watering, your cheeks ache, and your brain is sodden with backed-up snot. And when your sinuses are clear and your brain is back to normal, you're wheezing like a Stanley Steamer and coughing up a lung like Doc Holliday.

-- of a Bungee Cold, probably.

On the flip suide, the one good thing about being Doc Holliday is you get to have Linda Darnell chase you.

For you? I'd cough up three lungs.