Pirates of the Caribbean: At Trilogy's End

• First show of the day? Check.
• Trailer for next Nicolas Cage bomb (National Treasure 2)? Check.
• Kid talking throughout movie? Check.
• Really jarring concentration camp visual echo in first two minutes? Check.
• Nature of visual echo? Ten-foot-high pile of boots from hanged pirates.
• Two comic-relief pirates just as unfunny as two comic-relief robots in Star Wars? Check.
• Keira Knightley's chin just as big as I remember? Check.
• Plot totally confusing even though I've seen both previous movies? Check.
• Ship-sailing-on-stars echo from Baron Munchausen? Check.
• Being John Malkovich echo? Check.
• The Good The Bad and The Ugly echo? Check.
• Complete with spaghetti western guitar score? Double check.
• Johnny Depp gets to say the words "feculent maggots?" Check.
• Dog with keys has cameo appearance? Check.
• Keith Richards plays guitar at crucial plot moment? Check.
• Great cookie after the credits are finished? Check.
• Weirdest WTF credit ever? Check.
• Text of weirdest WTF credit ever: I didn't see the beginning of it, but I swear to Davy Jones that right at the end of the crawl there's this credit:

[Something] from "The Time of Your Life,"' by William Saroyan.

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