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Jottings from the notebook
Whenever clouds fight, it ends in a marriage.
The mailbox's idea of travel is to swallow a letter with a foreign address.
"The truly new always looks truly wrong." *
-- Alice Fulton
Each love obeys its own unbending law of pain.
As far as Reality is concerned, English is a second language.
"As a writer he has mastered everything except language; as a novelist he can do everything, except tell a story; as an artist he is everything, except articulate."
--Oscar Wilde on George Meredith
A fact is a lie supported by evidence.
Swimming pools wish they could close their eyes when it rains.
Love is like a cruise ship. You leave the dock to cheers and confetti, and when you finally sail far enough away to lose all sight of land, you discover there's nobody else on the boat but you. You're the captain and the crew, the engineer and the deck hand, the navigator and the cook. You have to do all the work to make the cruise a success. And if you don't watch out, you'll totally forget that you're also the passengers.
We all speak a language that will be dead someday.
Potential Country Music song title: "I'd Love To Be In Virginia, But She Has A Husband Now."
When it comes to love, it's not the word that scares me--it's the echo.
"I'm just a red nigger who love the sea.
I have a sound colonial education.
I have Dutch, nigger, English in me
And either I'm nobody or I'm a nation."
-- Derek Walcott
I'm at that age when the barber doesn't charge me for cutting my hair--he charges me for trying to find it.
Death hibernates inside us till
the winter of our lives becomes
the spring of its awakening.
Poetry: a lightning bolt you build electron by electron.
Writing a play is like open heart surgery. Writing a successful play is like open heart surgery where the patient lives.
The phone book is a novel about people who want to communicate.
He killed her the slow way--he married her.
"If you want a happy ending, read a cookbook."
-- Dean Young
We were put on this earth to surprise God.
*Corrected quote in the comment below. Thanks, Shawn.
Copyright 2011 Matthew J Wells
The mailbox's idea of travel is to swallow a letter with a foreign address.
"The truly new always looks truly wrong." *
-- Alice Fulton
Each love obeys its own unbending law of pain.
As far as Reality is concerned, English is a second language.
"As a writer he has mastered everything except language; as a novelist he can do everything, except tell a story; as an artist he is everything, except articulate."
--Oscar Wilde on George Meredith
A fact is a lie supported by evidence.
Swimming pools wish they could close their eyes when it rains.
Love is like a cruise ship. You leave the dock to cheers and confetti, and when you finally sail far enough away to lose all sight of land, you discover there's nobody else on the boat but you. You're the captain and the crew, the engineer and the deck hand, the navigator and the cook. You have to do all the work to make the cruise a success. And if you don't watch out, you'll totally forget that you're also the passengers.
We all speak a language that will be dead someday.
Potential Country Music song title: "I'd Love To Be In Virginia, But She Has A Husband Now."
When it comes to love, it's not the word that scares me--it's the echo.
"I'm just a red nigger who love the sea.
I have a sound colonial education.
I have Dutch, nigger, English in me
And either I'm nobody or I'm a nation."
-- Derek Walcott
I'm at that age when the barber doesn't charge me for cutting my hair--he charges me for trying to find it.
Death hibernates inside us till
the winter of our lives becomes
the spring of its awakening.
Poetry: a lightning bolt you build electron by electron.
Writing a play is like open heart surgery. Writing a successful play is like open heart surgery where the patient lives.
The phone book is a novel about people who want to communicate.
He killed her the slow way--he married her.
"If you want a happy ending, read a cookbook."
-- Dean Young
We were put on this earth to surprise God.
*Corrected quote in the comment below. Thanks, Shawn.
Copyright 2011 Matthew J Wells
Monday night in Manhattan
I saw a kid throw himself in front of a cab last night.
Of course, if I was on the witness stand, I would have to admit, under cross-examination, that I was walking on the island where Park Ave South peels off to 4th Ave around 9 PM when I heard a woman scream “No-o-o-o-o-o!” for a good two seconds in a voice that sounded like she was watching someone get killed. I looked to my right and three things happened at the same time: I heard tires screech, I saw a kid bounce off the front left headlight of a cab, and I heard that same woman yell: “What are you DOING!?!”
The rest of it I can say I saw first-hand. The driver of the cab opened the driver-side door and stepped out onto the street as two guys and a girl ran up to the kid on the street and picked him up. Amazingly, he looked unhurt. Not even shook up. Just angry.
The kid yelled: “It’s so STUPID!”
My mind went: whoa, he’s angry because they’re saving him.
The driver of the cab yelled: “What do you think you’re DOING?”
“LEAVE HIM ALONE!” yelled the girl.
The guy tried to shake everybody off and yelled a bunch of curses so loudly his voice hoarsed out by the fourth one.
My mind went: whoa, he’s angry because he’s not dead.
They dragged the kid back to the island, where three guys and a girl were sitting on the railing watching. One of the guys had a skateboard; the girl wore black leggings and a ripped T-shirt and had tri-colored hair: jet black, Lucille Ball red, and Lucky Charms green.
“It’s all so STUPID,” the kid said, as everyone clustered around him and started yelling at him.
“It’s not that bad!” the tri-colored hair girl said.
“Yes it is--yes it is--yes it is,” said the kid, over and over again. He put his head in his hands and bent over, either because he was in pain or because he was trying to shut out everybody and everything.
He only looked up when the kid with the skateboard touched his shoulder.
He shook off Skateboard Kid's fingers like they were five cockroaches. "The world is full of ASSHOLES!" he announced.
My mind went: whoa, if he thinks that now, wait till he gets to be my age.
Then the woman in front of me started taking pictures of the kid with her iPhone. I looked at her and my mind went: whoa, assholes is right, and that’s when I shook my head and turned away.
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Captain America: As Good As It Gets
The word “good” in the title of this review describes not only the movie Captain America, but the character of its hero Steve Rogers. Believe it or not, this is a war movie about decency, and it’s playing a totally different game from not only every other comic book movie you’ve seen, but every other war movie as well. At heart, this is a clear-eyed mash note to the best of what America stands for, which in this movie is epitomized, in a quiet scene between an immigrant who lives in Queens and a kid who comes from Brooklyn, by the single line: “I don’t like bullies.” It’s America as the little guy who stands up for what’s right because that’s what you do, even if you get knocked down or kicked around because of it. A little guy who, when he gets great power, understands implicitly that the use of that power comes with great responsibility.
Remember how Christopher Reeve nailed the goodness of Superman without making him a goody-two-shoes? Chris Evans does the same with Steve Rogers. He's morally simple and yet still compelling. Part of it is due to the actor’s reserve, which is a word I never thought I would say about Chris Evans as an actor. Part of it is due to the writing, which is solid and smart. But a great deal of it, I think, is due to the stunning special effect of morphing Evans’ face onto a scrawny pre-Cap body, which is probably the best character use of a special effect I’ve ever seen. If you’re going to spend millions of dollars in special effects, this is how best to do it--as an investment in humanity, not robotics (I’m looking at you,
I could go on and on, but this is one of those movies you need to see for yourself, so we can talk about it afterwards. Some high points: it's one of the best things Tommy Lee Jones has done since Men In Black, mostly because the writers have given him Tommy Lee Jones things to say. Stanley Tucci’s Dr. Erskine is a study in quiet authority--but then all the main characters have it, even Dominic Cooper as the Howards Hughes version of Howard Stark.
There's a clever Gordian knot moment. There’s a throwaway line that points to Raiders of the Lost Ark. There’s a live-action version of the cover of Captain America #1, where Cap slugs Hitler. (There’s even a cameo of the actual Captain America #1.) Plus there’s a poignant echo to the opening sequence of the Pressberger/Powell film A Matter Of Life And Death*, with the nationalities reversed, and don't you think it wasn't deliberate.
The only misstep (in my opinion) is at the very end, where what should have been the post-trailer teaser is made part of the pre-credits film itself. That’s just a guess on my part, but I feel in my gut that Johnston’s teaser got bumped back into the actual movie to make room for the Avengers teaser that’s there now.
And speaking of mash notes, here's one to Hayley Atwell, who takes the less out of Thankless Love Interest. Her character, Peggy Carter, is another rarity in this kind of movie--a woman who is smart, capable, beautiful, and--don't all have a heart attack at once, people--she’s respected. When was the last time you ever saw the female lead in an action movie honestly treated with respect by her peers? Or even by the script? Except for her opening scene, where she puts a bully in his place, nobody once questions the fact that Carter deserves to be where she is, or that she's competent at what she does. To me, the sight of this woman advancing shoulder-to-shoulder with an infantry assault was like getting the answer to a question I never knew I was asking. "Now THAT is how you do it," I said to myself. I said that a lot while watching this movie, but never louder than here.
Two other things about this character.
1. She LOOKS 1940’s. Her hair is parted off-center, and her lipstick is just that little bit too red that women thought was fashionable back then, like they were making themselves up for a black-and-white movie.
2. To show you how much thought went into this film, remember the trailer scene where Agent Carter tests Cap’s shield by firing a bunch of bullets at it? There’s actually a WHY to this--it’s not an action moment; it’s a character moment. The whole movie is like that. It has just as many down-time quiet scenes as every other action movie, because we all need to see a lull between explosions--but all these lulls in the action are well-written and well-acted, so they mean something. You never find yourself looking at your watch, like you did every time Hal Jordan was talking to Carol Ferris in Green Lantern.
So go see this movie. I guarantee you'll be more than pleasantly surprised at how good it is, and you might even walk out of it the way I did, feeling energized and exhilarated.
As my friend Jay said after the film, “This is exactly the movie that character deserves.”
*Also known in this country as Stairway To Heaven, and available here at Amazon. If you have never seen it, you must. There is nothing like it. Talk about movies that play a different game.
Monday, July 25, 2011
Summer Monday Music: It's A Good Thing For Me They Don't Bottle That Stuff
In a perfect world, these three songs would have started to play every time I entered a bar this weekend.
If you add their ages up, the three of them together are over 100 years old.
Even though every single one of them is, like me, a timeless teenager.
Sing along and think of me.
Devil With A Blue Dress
Nobody But Me
Double Shot (Of My Baby's Love)
If you add their ages up, the three of them together are over 100 years old.
Even though every single one of them is, like me, a timeless teenager.
Sing along and think of me.
Devil With A Blue Dress
Nobody But Me
Double Shot (Of My Baby's Love)
Sunday, July 24, 2011
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