“Been saying this for years!” gets no belief
When uttered by our smug Liar-In-Chief.
3/28/17
Jared
Kushner Drinks
A
Truth Serum
“Let’s run the country like a company!
“But since it’s Trump’s, prepare for bankruptcy!”
3/29/17
When his deals fail, flop, die, or are undone,
Only a charlatan insists he won.
3/30/17
“Bad boy!” Santa Trump tells Climate Control.
“You get a stocking full of lumps of coal.”
3/31/17
“I never said that!” cries the falsifier.
“And anyone who proves it is a liar.”
4/1/17
Doomed Love
His kind of heart keeps thinking it can save
What her unkind heart’s kicking to the grave.
4/2/17
There’s no talking to men who are all talk.
Their words are sneakers that won’t walk the walk.
4/3/17
FOX
NEWS
A propaganda blender for the Right
That makes a smoothie of each racist white.
4/4/17
What I regret most are the sins I never
Committed so that we’d be one forever.
4/5/17
“We settled! That means I never attacked her!”
Guilt-free harassment: the O’Reilly factor.
4/6/17
When sycophants enthrone incompetence,
Opinions kneel to blind obedience.
4/7/17
Because you risk your tongue when you give lip,
Intimidation breeds self-censorship.
4/8/17
Today’s Executive Order
“Those who speak out against air strikes in Syria
Will get a one-way ticket to Siberia.”
4/9/17
The thug’s excuse for violence is numbing—
“I clobbered him because he had it coming.”
4/10/17
Governing, talking, thinking? Trump’s a mess at.
Murdering children? THAT, he’s a success at.
4/11/17
Two Ideas of Love
Just do it her way—that’s what she calls sharing.
Your feelings don’t count—that’s what he calls caring.
4/12/17
Two Ideas Of Love
She always smiles, but inside she’s a mourner;
Her cheery manner is what makes him scorn her.
4/13/17
Logic à la Trump
When we minimize threats, it’ll be with escalations.
If we go it alone, it’ll be with other nations.
4/14/17
Two Ideas Of
Love
He’s honest about his duplicity;
She’s heartfelt in her insincerity.
4/15/17
There’s nothing like despair to make you see
That losing is our common destiny.
4/16/17
Trust in the work, no matter who’s booing it,
And make it like you want to die doing it.
4/17/17
The only thing that gives Trump an erection:
Bragging about how he won the election.
4/18/17
My guards watch me—but though I can’t see them,
I know enough to shun what they condemn.
4/19/17
The villains that you really have to fear
Are those who say “There are no villains here.”
4/20/17
Two
Ideas Of Love
His heart’s the miracle for which she’s living—
The one thing he’s incapable of giving.
4/21/17
Two Ideas Of Love
She needs approval to be self-reliant;
He only praises you when you’re his client.
4/22/17
Hungry for hope, I gobble up despair
And drown myself in you, looking for air.
4/23/17
No sooner met than looked, and loved, and sighed—
Now joined in joy well-earned and glorified.
4/24/17
Democracy In Action
“Cast your vote for Candidate Balderdash!—
So his vote can be bought by corporate cash!”
4/25/17
Left
Wing Blues
We’re Democrats! Instead of doing more,
We’ll just screw up the way we did before!
4/26/17
Left
Wing Blues
Show me three Democrats, and I’ll show you
Four factions who say “Real change? No can do.”
4/27/17
Left
Wing Blues
Liberals will fight each other like mad dogs
But let Conservatives be racist hogs.
4/28/17
Left
Wing Blues
The middle of the road has crushed muskrats,
Dead armadillos, and live Democrats.
Copyright 2017 Matthew J Wells
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