Over at The Periodic Table of Awesome's Facebook page, they're running a poetry contest--whoever writes the geekiest haiku wins.
Far be it from me to resist such a challenge. Or you either, I trust. I mean, really--how long can it take to come up with seventeen syllables?
COLIN FIRTH: In The King's Speech? Half the movie.
Here are the entries I posted there in the last couple of days, with titles:
LOTR
One riddle contest
One ring to rule the others
One missing finger
GOING BATTY
We all want more life
So we kiss God and kill Him
Like we're replicants
THE DOCTOR
A blue police box
His black bag and ambulance
Time is his scalpel
OH, CHARLTON
"You damn dirty apes!"
Whoa! Statue of Liberty!
"No! No! No! No! No!"
2 comments:
I thought geeky haiku went something like this
I pick my nose while studying calculus then blood covers the page
Why this is almost worthy of my brother David!
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