From The Daily Couplet:
4/29/17
“Here’s the one heart that you’re unworthy of,”
Life says—and that’s the one that gets my love.
4/30/17
Dead love won’t live again if I unearth it
So why, God, do I always think it’s worth it?
5/1/17
Trump On His
First 100 Days
“My enemies list what I haven’t done!
They’re just attacking me because I won!”
5/2/17
Trump
On The War
Of Northern
Aggression
“My mind’s no slave to orthodox fake-thought
When I ask why the Civil War was fought.”
5/3/17
Trump
On Democracy
“The law’s to blame when I look like a fool.
The Constitution is why I can’t rule.”
5/4/17
Trump On
The Media
“Reporters should be locked up in the clink!
Fake news won’t tell me that my shit don’t stink!”
5/5/17
How The
Republicans Stole Christmas
“Good will to men is left-wing, so we’ll Grinch it—
Then take each thing the black guy did and lynch it.”
5/6/17
The ones who try to find the time misuse it.
Only the ones who make the time won’t lose it.
5/7/17
Poison—knives—bullets—bombs—a subway shove—
Can’t kill like silence from someone you love.
5/8/17
When the rich cull the sick and poor, they’ll smirk
And say “It’s just Democracy at work.”
5/9/17
The more I clean out self-delusion’s shelf,
The more I will become known to myself.
5/10/17
One constant in all countries and all times:
The crook will knock off those who know his crimes.
5/11/17
REPUBLICANS, n.
They’ll steal and lie for power’s fix like junkies,
And suck up to their Führer like good flunkies.
5/12/17
“My party first!” declares the Fascist Right.
“Unlike my country, it’s rich, male and white!”
5/13/17
Hearts that are doomed to make love to illusions
Come alive with the hot blood of delusions.
5/14/17
A small life works to prosper and to please;
A great life lives to make great memories.
5/15/17
Trump On Elections
“We’ll show the world a true democracy!
The only votes that count are votes for me!”
5/16/17
Honor and sympathy are what determine
Whether you’re good at heart or a good German.
5/17/17
Republicans who fawn and kiss the ass
Of tyranny should NEVER get a pass.
5/18/17
Dictatorship 101
Capitalism: buy the shit we sell you.
Transparency: believe each lie we tell you.
5/19/17
The motto of our democratic age:
The common man is wiser than the sage.
5/20/17
Fame’s lottery is crooked to the core—
The winners are the chumps who won before.
5/21/17
Life is a book. Its final word is “death.”
Life is a song. It opens with a breath.
5/22/17
The heartless will insist they have the feels
To make the gullible bark like trained seals.
5/23/17
The more my demons see the light of day,
The quicker they will shrink and fade away.
5/24/17
The good go down too soon, the evil thrive,
And Henry Kissinger is still alive.
5/25/17
Whether they shun, ignore, dismiss, or drop you,
It's only failure when you let it stop you.
5/26/17
If I don't trust the critics when they haze me
Then why should I believe them when they praise me?
5/27/17
I'd rather live in solitary gloom
Than feel alone with someone in the room.
5/28/17
As precious as love is, nothing's more dear
Than friends who tell me what I need to hear.
5/29/17
Superiority comes from inside:
World leaders walk; royalty gets to ride.
5/30/17
The
All-Purpose Donald Trump Tweet
“The dumb mistakes I’ve made? The crimes I’ve done?
Fake news! Get over it! She lost! I won!”
5/31/17
The voters: outrage, demonstrations, pickets.
Republicans: the chirp of spineless crickets.
Copyright 2017 Matthew J Wells