2011 Report Card

Virtues

Movies Watched in Theatres: 55

DVD’s Watched: 90

Plays: 21

Operas: 2

Dance Performances: 6

Readings: 17

Music Performances: 27

Museum Visits: 13

Books Read: 35

Plays Read: 45
Poetry Magazines Read: 21

Comic Books Read: 441

Staged Readings Given: 0

Produced Plays: 1

Poetry Readings Given: 2

Stories Written: 3

One-Acts Written: 2

Full-Length Plays Begun: 3

Full-Length Plays Finished: 0

Full-Length Plays Rewritten: 3

Novels Begun: 2

Novels Finished: 0

Screenplays Begun: 1

Screenplays Finished: (pending)

Poems Written: 77

Blog Posts: 176

Poems Memorized: 3

Submissions:  27

Acceptance Letters: 0

Rejection Letters: 19

Awaiting Reply: 8

Vices

Guinness: 185

Other Beers: 82

Wine (glasses): 79

Wine (bottles) 15

Mimosas: 6

Bloody Marys: 8

Scotch: 14

Margaritas (frozen): 9

Shots of Whiskey: 25

Shots of Tequila: 16

Shots of Vodka: 3
Girly Shots: 7

Hookah Pipes: 2

Illegal Drugs: 0

Contact Highs: 2

Miscellaneous

Foreign Trips: 1

Foreign Trips Where I Was Treated Like A King: 1 (same trip)

Hang-Outs That Closed This Year: 3

New Hang-Outs Found: 0

Dreams remembered and recorded: 45

Dreams about smoking: 6

Dreams where I woke up saying “Where the fuck did THAT come from?”: 11

Dreams where I woke up saying “Guess I don’t need to go to therapy THIS week!”: 14

Dreams where Marilyn Monroe told me I was a better lover than Arthur Miller: 1

But not a better writer: 1

New Friends: 10

Ex-Friends: 6

All-Nighters: 5

Working Days of Drinking (8 hours or longer): 6

Nights On The Town With A Fetish Model: 1

Wild Animals Held: 1

Wild Animals Dated: 2

Resolutions made on 1/1/11: 5

Resolutions kept as of 12/31/11: 1

Lessons learned: 4